This morning I made a list.
Toothpaste. Advil. Socks. Laundry Detergent. And a half dozen other things I usually buy at Target.
I waded through the aisles. Ticking things off my list. One at a time.
Eventually, I found myself in Men's Clothes standing in front of a rack of underwear. And guess what they were selling in a 3-pack for $9.99?
Thong underwear for men.
As if Friday at the gym weren't bad enough.
I think the apocalypse is upon us. For real.
*Lines up shots of Jesus Juice, Buddha Beer, Manischewitz Wine and Allah's Own Absinthe*