Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Open Letter #003

Dear Lolo Jones,

I, like the rest of America, don't mind that you nipped a hurdle in Beijing.

I, like any reasonable Pac-10 fan, am not particularly bothered that you chose to attend an SEC school.

I, unlike a lot of other curious people, don't really care how many or even which ingredients make up the pretty gumbo that is you.

Mostly, I care that your name is Lolo. Which might be the coolest thing about any person on earth at this point in history.

So...you have that going for you.

That and the perfect URL.

Keep your head up, Lolo. And keep running.

Sincerely,

The MGMT

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