Sometimes, there is a cause--a movement, if you will--that stirs up the passions in all of us and conjures the most profound hope for the deepest beauty of which the human race is capable.
When that cause makes itself known, every man, woman and child is compelled to join in. To say, "Yes, I believe. And I will do all that is within my power to make it so."
And when every living person (and even some of the dead ones) rise up together to make such a glorious dream come true, the earth sighs blissfully and the heavens smile widely. And we all (I mean all of us) are so much happier, wiser and at peace for having done so.
Ladies and gentlemen, a cause like that compels us today. It is our birthright. It is our duty as patriots. And it is a magnificent truth that will set each and every one of us free.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: www.getgarnett.com.
Join this cause, won't you? The fate of our fair civilization depends on it. And we simply cannot let ourselves down. Thank you.